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 Wise words from our Brilliant President
 Added by LordNougat Mundae Ogg-est 26th - 1:22:31 pM PST;

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - George W. Bush
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." - Governor George W. Bush
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - Governor George W. Bush
"The future will be better tomorrow." - Governor George W. Bush
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." - Governor George W. Bush
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - Governor George W. Bush
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - Governor George W. Bush
"Public speaking is very easy." - Governor George W. Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - Governor George W. Bush
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - Governor George W. Bush
"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - Governor George W. Bush
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - Governor George W. Bush
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Governor George W. Bush
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - Governor George W. Bush
- "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." -- G. W. Bush
"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"...NATO and its allies and the United States."
- President George W. Bush Jr. (when he was governor), forgetting that the U.S. is in NATO

-"Education is not my top priority"
-"I think we agree, the past is over."
Everything my cult tells me to do is now the law!
There they go again
I don't know how true all of these actually are... I think some might actually be Quayle-isms. You really should look here, for the good stuff.

Edumacation Redux
President Bush reiterates to a child that picture books are nice, but he wants every child to learn to read before they die fighting his wars.

posted by Skeeky Webo, Jr. at 11:31 AM on
And here's some word's from Duppy-Dubya's pal, Duppa Dan!
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