===O M G ! ! !===

Okay, so it looks like you have sufficient clearance to, you know, do stuff. 

If you abuse this awesome privilege, the monkeys will get you.

 {{monkeys.jpg|OMG Too late - they're GETTING you!}}

===Also...===

You can always be a lecherous creep in the [[playground|playground]]

and if this whole wiki type thing is freaking you out, you can go get [[therapy|therapy]]

=== Oh yeah, in addition to that===

If you happen to be looking for the old dieyuppiescum.org site, it's pretty much [[http://old.dieyuppiescum.org|here]], although apparently some web programmer involved with the development of some parts of the site was a stupid dumbass who didn't write portable code. Whoever that was is a jerk and I don't think I will be his friend anymore. 

Don't tell anyone, but I wrote that whole page. Awesome huh. This one will be more scubjious. Possibly.

P.S. Check out [[http://saltairelog.com|SaltaireLog.com]]