| Brown
Stuff | | Added by Lord Nougat |
Wen's day Ape-ril 22st - 14:56:66:pM PDT; | |
Nihilistic
Controversial
Influential
Universal
In pellet form for neat dispersal
dissolved through the vigorous action of role reversal
A state of mind
A raison d'être
A way of life etc, etc...
DON'T BOTHER
(it's bound to getcha)
BROWN STUFF
use it fresh or buy it dried it's in your face it's by your
side dangling at the back of a twisted mind Yin or Yang I can't
decide (it was green before it died) it's what pops up when you're
not looking it's 52.3% of what you're cooking
the side affects are rather shocking
LISTEN! THERE! you can hear it knocking!
BROWN STUFF
What the cat drags in What the car give off
"It's mine", you lied "Without a doubt"
Makes a patron saint of a lager lout
There'll be trouble if there's none about
it's going deaf
>YOU'LL HAVE TO SHOUT<
BROWN STUFF
Better round the edges than in the middle
If you squeeze it with your fingers you can make it blow a bubble
but never let it off indoors it could reduce the house to rubble
a sacred cow a reason to dribble a hell of a thing but a bit of a
riddle you get it for nothing and eat it for breakfast
they love it France but they'll shoot it in Texas
Smother it in butter, it's a meal in and of itself
it makes thinner people fatter
it's essential to your health it brightens up a corner it looks
lovely on a shelf Oblivious to the gravity of poverty and wealth
Stick it in a pickle and it'll last for ages
It's mentioned in the bible in the first few pages
wards off evil in the early stages
The Victorians kept it in poofy gilded cages
They put it on computer and take it off your wages
BROWN STUFF
A national asset of which we should be proud
lock it in the car; you could lose it in a crowd
Hardly willing, seldom able
It ate TV, and it's eaten cable
made in the shade - born in the stable
it colorized films of Clark Gable
BROWN STUFF
It walks on water it runs amok if you grab it when your hands are
wet you will get a nasty shock if the tempurature keeps on dropping I
might wrap it in a sock Don't bring it in by Christmas, you'll be up
against the clock with
BROWN STUFF
It makes you want to play the trumpet
The councils are all stuck 'cause there's nowhere left to dump it
Boil it - fry it - loathe it - lump it
Suck it - blow it - push it - pump it
(It doesn't go unless you thump it)
It's driving me mad it's driving me crazy!!
(This thing is bigger than both of us, baby)
It's why my cousin joined the navy
BROWN STUFF
It's spattered round the point of impact
makes a mess of skin and bone It's in your ear and on your contract
It's why we'll never go back home
a dependable friend a familiar beginning
(more sinned against than sinning)
It's what goes up but won't come down
(You know what it is...)
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