Lady Nougat's Quotes for July 5 2003, Now updated for 2006!
 Added by Lord Nougat  SaTURDay July 5st - 10:56:66 aM PST;

Quotes for the day:

The first one being an Oscar Wilde quote, and this is what he has to say:
"After all, the only proper intoxication is conversation."
- Oscar Wilde

Then a Bulgarian Proverb:
"You are permitted in time of great danger to walk with the devil until you have crossed the bridge."

"Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred man in the group"
- Jonathan Swift

Heh, the way Swift says that, it sounds like he really means it. I guess there's been this bullshit political correctness crap going on for awhile now.

There is no TRUTH. There is no REALITY. There is no CONSISTENCY.
There are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS I'm very probably wrong.

(1) Alexander the Great was a great general.
(2) Great generals are forewarned.
(3) Forewarned is forearmed.
(4) Four is an even number.
(5) Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have.
(6) The only number that is both even and odd is infinity.

Therefore, Alexander the Great had an infinite number of arms.


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